Some days I wish Stephen Kings "library policeman" existed.I would reassign them to a swat team,  grammar division. I’d set them lose on people that engage in “newspeak”  to further their goals.   Anytime you take a word like everything or unlimited and modify it to mean limited you’re committing a fraud that shouldn’t go unnoticed. Then again the dwindling customer base of Sprint suggests that quite a few people took notice 

Sprint rolls out ‘Simply Everything Plan + Mobile Broadband’ for $149.99 per month

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