How to write an article on a communications revolution without actually saying anything.*

This piece delivered in the breathy style of a 7 year old recounting their birthday party at school culminating in "and then we had cake, and it was good  where each new fact tailgates the preceding item which we're invited to stop and rubberneck a while but not really examine.

Nearly every point is tied to the old one to many and how they are  the ones doing the embracing of the amatuers . Au Contraire mes amis  this is more chasing , chasing the last chance to address a mass audience  before it poofs out of existence. 

*Yeah I am aware of the irony of my creation of a similar post.